When I was looking for a home based data entry position I read one confusing job description after another. Employers seem to make things as complicated as possible, targeting the perfect employee when advertising jobs. They want motivated people who are willing to work for nothing, or people who show loyalty but don’t expect any in return. I’m quite happy being my own boss, thank you very much! Why anyone would want to go to a job interview and be judged by someone who has no right to judge is beyond me.

I’m sure if the shoe was on the other foot I’d be able to see the sense in what employer’s are doing when they write unrealistic, expectation-filled job descriptions. If I was looking for someone to help me out in my data entry business I’d like to employ someone who was willing to work long hours for free and not take holidays or sick days. That’s just stupid of course! I’ll just continue residing outside of the square, entering data like a well oiled machine and reaping all of the rewards. It’s my life and I’ll do what I want!

I can take a break whenever I want and I can eat snacks all day. It is obviously important that I get the job done and maintain a high standard of workmanship at all times. It is equally important to ensure I don’t compromise when it comes to the quality of the data I choose to enter. My imagination seems to know no bounds so I think I will be performing data entry from home for the foreseeable future at least. I’d rather be working from home than commuting to some stupid job I don’t even want to do!

I bet I’m the only data entry operator in Australia who makes up his own data to enter. Not only was it a brave move on my part but is was also bold and daring. I’m not one to take a backward step when it comes to matters of employment and when the opportunity to work from home presented itself I grabbed hold of it very tightly with both hands and I haven’t let it go. Everybody has a different approach when it comes to entering data and I’m no exception. There isn’t a data entry operator alive or dead who would argue with that!

I literally squandered two years of my life fantasising about getting a job on the internet. In the end I created my own data entry position out of nothing, and the rest is history or will be eventually. Legitimate online typing jobs are few and far between but don’t let that stop you from spending hour upon hour scouring the world wide web for the easy way out. I wanted to work from home more than anything else on Earth so I bit the bullet and made my dreams come true. It doesn’t have to be a data entry job either, it could be a job driving a garbage truck.

A more positive way of looking at my situation would be to highlight the fact that every individual and that includes data entry operators, is a building block helping to hold society together. Without me the whole fabric of civilisation would tumble down like a rogue wave crashing to shore. Working from home has finally affected my faculties. Have I given up my sanity for the sake of some stupid data entry job? Was I ever really in contention for the role of Australia’s most handsome typist? What’s to become of me now? Not that it matters.

If you have an interest or hobby that you know inside out, you should be blogging about it and making money from advertising. I don’t know anything about data entry but writing blog posts about it helps me process my own internal journey, so to speak. That may sound like a bunch of crap and that’s alright, but I know in my heart of hearts that every word I write is honest and real (if not a bit weird). At the end of the day I will be satisfied if I end up remaining Australia’s most inspirational data entry operator, and that’s all that matters, isn’t it?

I have a lot of respect for shift workers but I think they’re all crazy on so many levels. Day time is for employment and night time is for partying. If you work from home you can also party during the day as long as you complete all of the tasks you’ve set yourself. I don’t know many data entry operators who spend much time attending parties. They’re all nerds, geeks and dorks. That could be a bit of an over generalisation but you get the picture, don’t you? It’s almost 5:30 in the afternoon and I’m ready for bed.

I’d be a good employer. Working conditions would be of the highest standard and everyone would be able to eat as much chocolate as they can. You may end up being a tad overweight but I’d pay above the award rate and take everyone out to lunch at least once a fortnight. Data entry operators all over Australia would be clambering to work for me. I would be known throughout the land as the fairest boss in the country. My little enterprise would have the highest morale and, as a result, the largest amount of data entered.

I hate having to answer to someone else. I hate having to go to the doctor for a certificate to prove that I’m sick. I hate being the subordinate of someone less intelligent than me. Why should Australia’s most amazing data entry operator have to listen to some moron just because some other fool made him my manager? I refuse to. I am my own boss and I always will be. I will spend the rest of my life entering data from home and no one on this planet can stop me. As long as I’m engaged in a legitimate employment situation I’ll be happy.