The major companies are always on the lookout for new young guns when it comes to their typing pools. Red hot typing clerks gather every year in a showdown to showcase the best data entry talent in Australia. Competition is fierce and fought over four gruelling weeks in an intense round robin format. There is nothing more exciting than the thought of data entry operators typing to the death. These amazing cyber galactic warriors are relentless in their quest for bragging rights and the crystal trophy shaped like an ergonomic qwerty keyboard.

Last years winner was remembered for several weeks after the tournament and went on to start his own data entry business online. If the site of torn finger flesh and bloody keyboard keys excites you then I suggest you head on down and take a look. This is hardcore typing action at its most brutal and although there can only be one winner, no one goes away empty handed. Every single competitor truly believes that what doesn’t kill them will most certainly make them stronger. Can you see how exciting data entry work can be?

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to my fans. I feel as if I have let you down on a very fundamental level. I’m terribly sorry. Please forgive me. Maintaining the level of data I was entering was always going to be hard but I truly believed I could do it. By writing prolifically I thought I would become the envy of all other data entry operators in Australia and around the world. I don’t know if I’ll be able to perform data entry from home for much longer but I’m going to give it my best shot.

I literally squandered two years of my life fantasising about getting a job on the internet. In the end I created my own data entry position out of nothing, and the rest is history or will be eventually. Legitimate online typing jobs are few and far between but don’t let that stop you from spending hour upon hour scouring the world wide web for the easy way out. I wanted to work from home more than anything else on Earth so I bit the bullet and made my dreams come true. It doesn’t have to be a data entry job either, it could be a job driving a garbage truck.

A lot of individuals ask me why I work from home and most of the time I struggle to come up with a satisfactory answer. I guess the main reason is because I don’t like working for other people. Being told what to do just isn’t my bag I’m afraid. Starting my own data entry business from home was the best thing I’ve done so far and I plan to soldier on, making my enterprise the best of its kind in the known universe and beyond. I just have to get organised, get up early and get some exercise. That way I can avoid entering data in the evening and that would be great.