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By Leonard Skinthorpe Jr | October 3, 2008
Apparently there is a magic land where people work from home performing clerical tasks like data entry all day long. They work part time in the evenings, typing to the beats of their healthy, happy hearts. They all have legitimate, online computer jobs and they all earn more money than doctors do in the real world. Meanwhile, back to reality and there are no more positions vacant. The only data entry jobs are the ones where you have to commute to an office in the city. Bugger that! I’m going back to Fantasy Island…
The typewriters are made of chocolate and every time you make a keystroke fresh, homemade lemonade rains from the sky. Data entry operators are treated like royalty and feted at every turn. No one is hungry and no one is unemployed. Everyone is their own boss and they all work happily from home for peanuts and goats gonads. The more data you enter, the bigger the pay cheque you’ll find in your rainbow-scented letter box at the end of the week. Pinch me……I think I must be dreaming!
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